This is what happens when you are freaking bored. The boat broke down near Pendelton on the last day of the cruise, and the decision was made to bus the passengers back to Portland. Having no duties on the boat, we rode with them. We barely have time to settle into our seats when a hideous, godawful movie comes blaring over the PA. “STARS AND STRIPES ARE FOREVER” the credits and trumpets announce – “THE SOUSA STORY”.