A crappy victory lap

DEP’T OF CORRECTIONS: I thought he was going to say “Come on, swing, you mother— SWIIIIIING! YEAH! YEAAAH!”, but in the actual movie he saidthe only stupider cliché possible: “Faster! FASTER!” By the way, I don’t want […]

Whiplash drinking game

Waitaminit, 3&2&? What the hell are you  writing  in a school chart, and why are you doing it in ink? Well. I finally saw the movie Whiplash, and I’ll say it definitely exceeded my expectations in the magnitude of […]